Please excuse me but I just saw the
My ignorance was bliss
until I saw the blood.
The children with the green blazers
you know the ones.
I have a few questions
If you could please
So let me start with question number
Do you visit the doctor when you’re ill?
Pop pills to control the pain?
Where did the doctor learn these
A school did you say?
DROP YOUR WEAPON!
There’s hypocrisy in your hands!
The AK47 was made by a WHITE
Do you really believe what you
Or follow like a sheep?
Do like the Battle of Islandlwana and
stun the world
Fight the fists, sticks and stones
Shaka and the Zulus are known for
Do you use the radio to pass on
Who invented that?
Children? In a school? Easy target.
All they would have done was scream
Pray for mercy
while you laughed
Saw your ticket to heaven shivering
4 foot tall sinners.
Their mothers were the gate keepers
‘There has been a change in your
travel arrangements sir – the gates are
You’re travelling to the warm south.
Education is a sin?
Education equals progression
Progression is a type of evolution
A natural process which even animals
don’t interfere with.
But who am I kidding- you’re not above
The children are laughing
We hear them briefly in the breeze
Sorry Mr Taliban – I don’t know what I’m
A mutation has occurred in my brain,
making thoughts form.
I must be stopped – I know,
this could be dangerous
But your mind is also infected!
I mean… sanity doesn’t make us
commit such things.
Shia, Sunni, Ahmedi, ‘Marzai’… you say
we’re not the same?
How could we be – we all have eyes,
nose, ears — BUT WAIT!
There’s too much confusion!
and it doesn’t make sense!
So please Mr Taliban
take the floor.
Use your words and nothing more…
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